Great leaping trout, Extravaganzafolk...none other than Der Blogmaster has made his mysterious, marvelous, magical return to Der Blog (see his first scandalous posting at www.montanaextravaganza2008.blogspot.com ).
Will thee, too, be mercilessly slandered (actually, libeled since the degradation will be in written form...but, then again, "truth is an absolute defense" in either event) for not paying now unabashedly requested bloggish mordida??
Will thee be slimed by the poignant pen of ether-like, blog-like releases??
Will thy man/womanhood be publicly measured, bloggishly, just by your mere (correct) pectoral length??
Willest thoust loved ones (yes, the ones, twos and threes that you shamelessly left at home) cry in pity and shame as they bloggishly read, daily, of your foibles on the rivers of Montana and, horrors of horrors, witness your visage in your (annual for veterans) ritual of openly dancing with trout??
Who knows??
...only the Blogmaster knows...an Extravagantly shady character who, like you, will also be on the waters of Extravaganza 2008!!
...BEWARE TO THE UNWARY!
RCR, CEO
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