Thursday, June 5, 2008

Check that Flow Out!!

Rather than subsiding as happened this time last year, the water levels are actually RISING as we get closer to Extravaganzaland!!
 
RCR
 
p.s.  Yes, Group Oners, we DO have a back up plan if this legendary runoff relentlessly continues to "blow out" our rivers [in fact, back-up arrangements were made just yesterday by your CEO]:  We will cross the Continental Divide by van and fish the mighty Missouri River out of Craig, Montana...."The Mo", you say??...yes the home of massive 20"+ browns and rainbows [with a river fish count @ 5,000 fish/mile, gang--that's an average of one fish per foot for those slow(er) on the uptake {a category that includes, by the way, almost all of Group One}] where, on The Mo, we have a special club...."The 20-20-20 Club" [which we joined three years ago], to wit:  to enter this club one person must catch (and release) at least TWENTY 20+ inch fish on a fly size TWENTY or smaller [i.e., really, REALLY small fly] in one day.  [To give you an idea of just how small a size 20 fly is, twenty of those would easily alight on your smallest fingernail!]
 
p.p.s.  Try THAT on for size as a back up plan, Ones!!
 
p.p.p.s.  Come to think of it, I am beginning to hope that the massive blow-out flow DOES continue!!
 
RCR, CEO

No comments: